chapters 5-6

CHAPTER5 Nazi Parachutes Attack America and Get Shot Down by Byron Watson And his Flame Thrower of Death
This chapter is about the day Byron got caught lighting matches and happened the next time he was caught.  Well the first time he was caught his momma said the next time i catch you playing with fire you're getting burnt.  So the next day Kenny saw Byron go into the bathroom and lock the door and and he doesn't lock the door unless he has something to hide so Kenny went to see what was going on so he looked through the key hole and Byron was playing with fire again!!! he made parachutes out of toilet paper and lit them on fire  and dropped them in the toilet and flushed them down.  Then momma came up wondering why the toilet was flushing so much and she know what was going on as soon as she got up stairs because the whole up stairs smelt like a giant match.   She kicked the door open and grabbed Byron by the neck and took him down stairs and threw him on the couch and just as she was about to burn Byron's fingers Joey    blew  the match and she did this four time and momma got sick of being spit on so she just decided have dad whip him.
Chapter 6 Swedish creams and welfare cheese
this chapter is about the day Kenny and Byron go to the store and what happens.  One day momma asked Kenny and Byron to go to the store and get a half a gallon of milk,a loaf of bread,and some tomato paste and on the way to the store Byron is teasing Kenny and as the are checking out and as Kenny says that the food is going on the welfare list Byronlooksup fromthe